Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / There are some micro-organisms that \ | exhibit characteristics of both plants | | and animals. When exposed to light they | | undergo photosynthesis; and when the | | lights go out, they turn into animals. | \ But then again, don't we all? / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;