Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / "Oh sure, this costume may look silly, \ | but it lets me get in and out of | | dangerous situations -- I work for a | | federal task force doing a survey on | | urban crime. Look, here's my ID, and | | here's a number you can call, that will | | put you through to our central base in | | Atlanta. Go ahead, call -- they'll | | confirm who I am. | | | | "Unless, of course, the Astro-Zombies | | have destroyed it." | | | \ -- Captain Freedom / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;