Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / You can't play your friends like marks, \ | kid. | | | \ -- Henry Gondorf, "The Sting" / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;