Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / toilet toup'ee, n.: \ | | | Any shag carpet that causes the lid to | | become top-heavy, thus | | | | creating endless annoyance to male | | users. | | | \ -- Rich Hall, "Sniglets" / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;