Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / How much for your women? I want to buy \ | your daughter... how much for the | | little girl? | | | \ -- Jake Blues, "The Blues Brothers" / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;