Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / The so-called "desktop metaphor" of \ | today's workstations is instead an | | "airplane-seat" metaphor. Anyone who | | has shuffled a lap full of papers while | | seated between two portly passengers | | will recognize the difference -- one | | can see only a very few things at once. | | | \ -- Fred Brooks / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;