Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / One of the things I routinely tell \ | people is that if it's in the news, | | don't worry about it. By definition, | | "news" means that it hardly ever | | happens. If a risk is in the news, then | | it's probably not worth worrying about. | | When something is no longer reported -- | | automobile deaths, domestic violence -- | | when it's so common that it's not news, | | then you should start worrying." | | | | -- Bruce Schneier, in _CRYPTO-GRAM_, | \ May 15, 2005. / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;