Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / What with chromodynamics and \ | electroweak too Our Standardized Model | | should please even you, Tho' once you | | did say that of charm there was none It | | took courage to switch as to say Earth | | moves not Sun. Yet your state of the | | union penultimate large Is the last | | known haunt of the Fractional Charge, | | And as you surf in the hot tub with | | sourdough roll Please ponder the | | passing of your sole Monopole. Your | | Olympics were fun, you should bring | | them all back For transsexual tennis or | | Anamalon Track, But Hollywood movies | | remain sinfully crude Whether seen on | | the telly or Remotely Viewed. Now | | fasten your sunbelts, for you've done | | it once more, You said it in Leipzig of | | the thing we adore, That you've built | | an incredible crystalline sphere Whose | | German attendants spread trembling and | | fear Of the death of our theory by | | Particle Zeta Which I'll bet is not | | there say your article, later. | | | | -- Sheldon Glashow, Physics Today, | \ December, 1984 / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;