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Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:


$ fortune | cowsay

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/ What with chromodynamics and            \
| electroweak too Our Standardized Model  |
| should please even you, Tho' once you   |
| did say that of charm there was none It |
| took courage to switch as to say Earth  |
| moves not Sun. Yet your state of the    |
| union penultimate large Is the last     |
| known haunt of the Fractional Charge,   |
| And as you surf in the hot tub with     |
| sourdough roll Please ponder the        |
| passing of your sole Monopole. Your     |
| Olympics were fun, you should bring     |
| them all back For transsexual tennis or |
| Anamalon Track, But Hollywood movies    |
| remain sinfully crude Whether seen on   |
| the telly or Remotely Viewed. Now       |
| fasten your sunbelts, for you've done   |
| it once more, You said it in Leipzig of |
| the thing we adore, That you've built   |
| an incredible crystalline sphere Whose  |
| German attendants spread trembling and  |
| fear Of the death of our theory by      |
| Particle Zeta Which I'll bet is not     |
| there say your article, later.          |
|                                         |
| -- Sheldon Glashow, Physics Today,      |
\ December, 1984                          /
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Here is the PHP code:
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay");
echo $output;