Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / There's no sense in being precise when \ | you don't even know what you're talking | | about. | | | \ -- John von Neumann / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;