Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ______________________________________ / Slous' Contention: \ | | | If you do a job too well, you'll get | \ stuck with it. / -------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;