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Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:


$ fortune | cowsay

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/ If an average person on the subway      \
| turns to you, like an ancient mariner,  |
| and starts telling you her tale, you    |
| turn away or nod and hope she stops,    |
| not just because you fear she might be  |
| crazy. If she tells her tale on camera, |
| you might listen. Watching strangers on |
| television , even responding to them    |
| from a studio audience, we're           |
| disengaged -- voyeurs collaborating     |
| with exhibitionists in rituals of sham  |
| community. Never have so many known so  |
| much about people for whom they cared   |
| so little.                              |
|                                         |
| -- Wendy Kaminer commenting on          |
| testimonial television                  |
|                                         |
| in "I'm Dysfunctional, You're           |
\ Dysfunctional".                         /
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        \   ^__^
         \  (oo)\_______
            (__)\       )\/\
                ||----w |
                ||     ||


Here is the PHP code:
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay");
echo $output;