Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / I have a little shadow that goes in and \ | out with me, And what can be the use of | | him is more than I can see. He is very, | | very like me from the heels up to the | | head; And I see him jump before me, | | when I jump into my bed. | | | | The funniest thing about him is the way | | he likes to grow-- Not at all like | | proper children, which is always very | | slow; For he sometimes shoots up | | taller, like an india-rubber ball, And | | he sometimes gets so little that | | there's none of him at all. | | | \ -- R. L. Stevenson / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;