Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Seduced, shaggy Samson snored. She \ | scissored short. Sorely shorn, Soon | | shackled slave, Samson sighed, Silently | | scheming, Sightlessly seeking Some | | savage, spectacular suicide. | | | \ -- Stanislaw Lem, "Cyberiad" / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;