Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / And did those feet, in ancient times, \ | Walk upon England's mountains green? | | And was the Holy Lamb of God In | | England's pleasant pastures seen? And | | did the Countenance Divine Shine forth | | upon these crowded hills? And was | | Jerusalem builded here Among these dark | | satanic mills? | | | | Bring me my bow of burning gold! Bring | | me my arrows of desire! Bring me my | | spears! O clouds unfold! Bring me my | | chariot of fire! I shall not cease from | | mental fight, Nor shall my sword rest | | in my hand, Till we have built | | Jerusalem In England's green and | | pleasant land. | | | \ -- William Blake, "Jerusalem" / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;