Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / A sect or party is an elegant incognito \ | devised to save a man from the vexation | | of thinking. | | | \ -- Ralph Waldo Emerson, Journals, 1831 / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;