Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ____________________________________ / Issawi's Laws of Progress: \ | | | The Course of Progress: | | | | Most things get steadily worse. | | | | The Path of Progress: | | | | A shortcut is the longest distance | \ between two points. / ------------------------------------ \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;