Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _____________________________________ / SHHHH!! I hear SIX TATTOOED \ | TRUCK-DRIVERS tossing ENGINE BLOCKS | \ into empty OIL DRUMS ... / ------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;