Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / Breast Feeding should not be attempted \ | by fathers with hairy chests, since | | they can make the baby sneeze and give | | it wind. | | | | -- Mike Harding, "The Armchair | \ Anarchist's Almanac" / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;