Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _______________________________________ / I was born in a barrel of butcher \ | knives Trouble I love and peace I | | despise Wild horses kicked me in my | | side Then a rattlesnake bit me and he | | walked off and died. | | | \ -- Bo Diddley / --------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;