Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ______________________________________ / Everywhere I go I'm asked if I think \ | the university stifles writers. My | | opinion is that they don't stifle | | enough of them. There's many a | | bestseller that could have been | | prevented by a good teacher. | | | \ -- Flannery O'Connor / -------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;