Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / The USA is so enormous, and so numerous \ | are its schools, colleges and religious | | seminaries, many devoted to special | | religious beliefs ranging from the | | unorthodox to the dotty, that we can | | hardly wonder at its yielding a more | | bounteous harvest of gobbledegook than | | the rest of the world put together. | | | \ -- Sir Peter Medawar / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;