Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Anyone who has attended a USENIX \ | conference in a fancy hotel can tell | | you that a sentence like "You're one of | | those computer people, aren't you?" is | | roughly equivalent to "Look, another | | amazingly mobile form of slime mold!" | | in the mouth of a hotel cocktail | | waitress. | | | \ -- Elizabeth Zwicky / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;