Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / DON'T go!! I'm not HOWARD COSELL!! I \ | know POLISH JOKES ... WAIT!! Don't go!! | | I AM Howard Cosell! ... And I DON'T | \ know Polish jokes!! / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;