Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / It is better never to have been born. \ | But who among us has such luck? One in | \ a million, perhaps. / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;