Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / History, n.: \ | | | Papa Hegel he say that all we learn | | from history is that we | | | | learn nothing from history. I know | | people who can't even learn from | | | | what happened this morning. Hegel must | | have been taking the long view. | | | | -- Chad C. Mulligan, "The Hipcrime | \ Vocab" / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;