Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Mr. Rockford? This is Betty Joe \ | Withers. I got four shirts of yours | | from the Bo Peep Cleaners by mistake. I | | don't know why they gave me men's | | shirts but they're going back. | | | \ -- "The Rockford Files" / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;