Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / I went to my first computer conference \ | at the New York Hilton about 20 years | | ago. When somebody there predicted the | | market for microprocessors would | | eventually be in the millions, someone | | else said, "Where are they all going to | | go? It's not like you need a computer | | in every doorknob!" | | | | Years later, I went back to the same | | hotel. I noticed the room keys had been | | replaced by electronic cards you slide | | into slots in the doors. | | | | There was a computer in every doorknob. | | | \ -- Danny Hillis / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;