Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _______________________________________ /"Hello?" "Hi baybee" "Are you \ | Johnie Ingram?" "For you I'll be | | | | anyone" "Ermm.. Do you sell slink | \ CD's?" "I love slinkies" / --------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;