Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / If you're like most homeowners, you're \ | afraid that many repairs around your | | home are too difficult to tackle. So, | | when your furnace explodes, you call in | | a so-called professional to fix it. The | | "professional" arrives in a truck with | | lettering on the sides and deposits a | | large quantity of tools and two | | assistants who spend the better part of | | the week in your basement whacking | | objects at random with heavy wrenches, | | after which the "professional" returns | | and gives you a bill for slightly more | | money than it would cost you to run a | | successful campaign for the U.S. | | Senate. | | | | And that's why you've decided to start | | doing things yourself. You figure, "If | | those guys can fix my furnace, then so | | can I. How difficult can it be?" | | | | Very difficult. In fact, most home | | projects are impossible, which is why | | you should do them yourself. There is | | no point in paying other people to | | screw things up when you can easily | | screw them up yourself for far less | | money. This article can help you. | | | | -- Dave Barry, "The Taming of the | \ Screw" / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;