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Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:


$ fortune | cowsay

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/  If you're like most homeowners, you're \
| afraid that many repairs around your    |
| home are too difficult to tackle. So,   |
| when your furnace explodes, you call in |
| a so-called professional to fix it. The |
| "professional" arrives in a truck with  |
| lettering on the sides and deposits a   |
| large quantity of tools and two         |
| assistants who spend the better part of |
| the week in your basement whacking      |
| objects at random with heavy wrenches,  |
| after which the "professional" returns  |
| and gives you a bill for slightly more  |
| money than it would cost you to run a   |
| successful campaign for the U.S.        |
| Senate.                                 |
|                                         |
| And that's why you've decided to start  |
| doing things yourself. You figure, "If  |
| those guys can fix my furnace, then so  |
| can I. How difficult can it be?"        |
|                                         |
| Very difficult. In fact, most home      |
| projects are impossible, which is why   |
| you should do them yourself. There is   |
| no point in paying other people to      |
| screw things up when you can easily     |
| screw them up yourself for far less     |
| money. This article can help you.       |
|                                         |
| -- Dave Barry, "The Taming of the       |
\ Screw"                                  /
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        \   ^__^
         \  (oo)\_______
            (__)\       )\/\
                ||----w |
                ||     ||


Here is the PHP code:
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay");
echo $output;