Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay __________________________________ / No more blah, blah, blah! \ | | \ -- Kirk, "Miri", stardate 2713.6 / ---------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;