Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _______________________________________ / What is irritating about love is that \ | it is a crime that requires an | | accomplice. | | | \ -- Charles Baudelaire / --------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;