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Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:


$ fortune | cowsay

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/ "I thought that you said you were 20    \
| years old!" "As a programmer, yes," she |
| replied, "And you claimed to be very    |
| near two meters tall!" "You said you    |
| were blonde, but you lied!" Oh, she was |
| a hacker and he was one, too, They had  |
| so much in common, you'd say. They      |
| exchanged jokes and poems, and clever   |
| new hacks, And prompts that were cute   |
| or risque'. He sent her a picture of    |
| his brother Sam, She sent one from some |
| past high school day, And it might have |
| gone on for the rest of their lives, If |
| they hadn't met in L.A. "Your beard is  |
| an armpit," she said in disgust. He     |
| answered, "Your armpit's a beard!" And  |
| they chorused: "I think I could stand   |
| all the rest If you were not so totally |
| weird!" If she had not said what he     |
| wanted to hear, And he had not done     |
| just the same, They'd have been far     |
| more honest, and never have met, And    |
| would not have had fun with the game.   |
|                                         |
| -- Judith Schrier, "Face to Face After  |
| Six Months of                           |
|                                         |
\ Electronic Mail"                        /
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        \   ^__^
         \  (oo)\_______
            (__)\       )\/\
                ||----w |
                ||     ||


Here is the PHP code:
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay");
echo $output;