Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / "I thought that you said you were 20 \ | years old!" "As a programmer, yes," she | | replied, "And you claimed to be very | | near two meters tall!" "You said you | | were blonde, but you lied!" Oh, she was | | a hacker and he was one, too, They had | | so much in common, you'd say. They | | exchanged jokes and poems, and clever | | new hacks, And prompts that were cute | | or risque'. He sent her a picture of | | his brother Sam, She sent one from some | | past high school day, And it might have | | gone on for the rest of their lives, If | | they hadn't met in L.A. "Your beard is | | an armpit," she said in disgust. He | | answered, "Your armpit's a beard!" And | | they chorused: "I think I could stand | | all the rest If you were not so totally | | weird!" If she had not said what he | | wanted to hear, And he had not done | | just the same, They'd have been far | | more honest, and never have met, And | | would not have had fun with the game. | | | | -- Judith Schrier, "Face to Face After | | Six Months of | | | \ Electronic Mail" / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;