Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / America is the country where you buy a \ | lifetime supply of aspirin for one | \ dollar, and use it up in two weeks. / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;