Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ______________________________ / IBM: \ | | | I've Been Moved | | | | Idiots Become Managers | | | | Idiots Buy More | | | | Impossible to Buy Machine | | | | Incredibly Big Machine | | | | Industry's Biggest Mistake | | | | International Brotherhood of | | Mercenaries | | | | It Boggles the Mind | | | | It's Better Manually | | | \ Itty-Bitty Machines / ------------------------------ \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;