Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / You must realize that the computer has \ | it in for you. The irrefutable proof of | | this is that the computer always does | \ what you tell it to do. / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;