Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Gunter's Airborne Discoveries: \ | | | (1) When you are served a meal aboard | | an aircraft, | | | | the aircraft will encounter turbulence. | | | | (2) The strength of the turbulence | | | | is directly proportional to the | \ temperature of your coffee. / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;