Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Good teaching is one-fourth preparation \ | and three-fourths good theatre. | | | \ -- Gail Godwin / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;