Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Cops never say good-bye. They're always \ | hoping to see you again in the line-up. | | | \ -- Raymond Chandler / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;