Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / If anyone has seen my dog, please \ | contact me at x2883 as soon as | | possible. We're offering a substantial | | reward. He's a sable collie, with three | | legs, blind in his left eye, is missing | | part of his right ear and the tip of | | his tail. He's been recently fixed. | \ Answers to "Lucky". / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;