Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / In olden times sacrifices were made at \ | the altar -- a practice which is still | | continued. | | | \ -- Helen Rowland / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;