Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / I respect the institution of marriage. \ | I have always thought that every woman | | should marry -- and no man. | | | \ -- Benjamin Disraeli, "Lothair" / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;