Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _______________________________________ / AMAZING BUT TRUE ... \ | | | If all the salmon caught in Canada in | | one year were laid end to end | | | | across the Sahara Desert, the smell | \ would be absolutely awful. / --------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;