Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Q: How many IBM types does it take to \ | change a light bulb? A: Fifteen. One to | | do it, and fourteen to write document | | number | | | | GC7500439-0001, Multitasking | | Incandescent Source System Facility, | | | | of which 10% of the pages state only | | "This page intentionally | | | | left blank", and 20% of the definitions | | are of the form "A:..... | | | | consists of sequences of non-blank | \ characters separated by blanks". / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;