Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Men will always be men -- no matter \ | where they are. | | | | -- Harry Mudd, "Mudd's Women", stardate | \ 1329.8 / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;