Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / neutron bomb, n.: \ | | | An explosive device of limited military | | value because, as | | | | it only destroys people without | | destroying property, it | | | | must be used in conjunction with bombs | \ that destroy property. / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;