Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ______________________________________ / Look at it this way: Your wife's \ | spending $280 a month on meditation | | lessons to forget $26,000 of college | | education. And you're still drinking | \ ordinary scotch? / -------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;