Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / "When the only tool you have is a \ | hammer, you tend to treat everything as | | if it were a nail." | | | \ -- Abraham Maslow / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;