Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / The vigor of civilized societies is \ | preserved by the widespread sense that | | high aims are worth-while. Vigorous | | societies harbor a certain extravagance | | of objectives, so that men wander | | beyond the safe provision of personal | | gratifications. All strong interests | | easily become impersonal, the love of a | | good job well done. There is a sense of | | harmony about such an accomplishment, | | the Peace brought by something | | worth-while. | | | | -- Alfred North Whitehead, 1963, in | \ "The History of Manned Space Flight" / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;