Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _______________________________________ / Worst Response To A Crisis, 1985: \ | | | From a readers' Q and A column in TV | | GUIDE: "If we get involved | | | | in a nuclear war, would the | | electromagnetic pulses from exploding | | bombs | | | \ damage my videotapes?" / --------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;