Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ___________________________________ / The Illiterati Programus Canto 1: \ | | | A program is a lot like a nose: | | Sometimes it runs, and | | | \ sometimes it blows. / ----------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;